Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Down with Rodents

Ze Mize are uponus. Ve must irradiate zem. Die mize, Die!

It is true, we have a bit of a mouse infestation. More like a colony. I past blogs I spoke of a truck that I had reaquired. Since my neighborhood has restrictions on such rabble sitting in yards, I cleaned out a spot in the garage and pushed it in. Little did I know that with it, the truck contained half of Mickey’s family tree.

As I was pulling the truck out of the garage for the guys to come haul off, literally pull mind you, these little furry bastards were jumping ship like it was the Titanic. Only they found fair waters in my garage.

The war has begun. They are cunning though. I put the old standard spring traps out and they experienced some casualties but they died valiantly. In fact, many of them drug themselves into obscure corners of the garage, trap attached, so that I could not reuse the trap.

Alas, we have come to poison. Poor filthy animals.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kate said...

Mein Kommander, I am viz you. Hate mice, unless they are white, in a lab, and being subjected to chemicals. Boy, is your garage going to stink! Hundreds of dead mice??!! Yuck.

3:38 PM

 
Blogger jake said...

well, tens of dead mice anyway

9:32 PM

 
Blogger Richard said...

Those poor helpless creatures. How dare they stow away in the truck. Good luck, my friend. Get a cat. I have a dog you can borrow indefinitely, if you would like.

2:40 PM

 
Blogger Richard said...

Those poor helpless creatures. How dare they stow away in the truck. Good luck, my friend. Get a cat. I have a dog you can borrow indefinitely, if you would like.

2:41 PM

 

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