Monkey Boy goes Free!

What a crock! Could justice have been anymore distorted?

I have listened to a ton of news about this, and the jury claimed the prosecutor failed to make his case... The child described, accurately mind you, Jackson's genitals. Wonder how he saw them?

This is just the latest in a line of verdicts that prove there is a skewed justice in America...

Kobe Bryant: I had to be consensual because I am a NBA star and she knew what would happen when she came in the room.... Jury: OK, I love your McDonald's commercials.

Jason Williams: I didn't mean to kill Gustav or mean to try and cover it up, besides, I am a minor NBA superstar... Jury: OK, good luck on your comeback attempt

Robert Blake: I didn't kill my wife, you know me, I was friends with Spanky and Alfalfa! Jury: Ok, I watch Baretta re-runs on TV land all the time...

O.J. Simpson: I didn't kill my wife, or her lover, I am too old and arthritic. Besides, the blood on my shoes, truck, clothes, and bathroom was my own, so no need to do DNA testing. Jury: OK, I remember the game where you broke 2,000 yards in a season twice.

Steve McNair: I know I blow a breathalizer almost 3 times the legal limit, the only reason the cops pulled me over was because I was a brother driving a Lexus in Nashville, not because I was driving down the middle of the road, swerving wildly whenever anyone tried to pass. Jury: Ok, good luck on Sunday.

Now, Michael Jackson: I didn't do anything except show the children love, and what better way to love someone then take them into your bed, and show them your Misters? Besides, no need to take into account the other time I was charged and the five, count them, five times I have settled out of court for the same thing. Jury: OK, hope your career picks up so that you can pay back the 240 million dollars you have had to borrow to pay everybody off, and enjoy your celebratory vacation to South East Asia.

Had it been me in any one of those case, I would have had the book thrown at me. For instance, old boy steals $520 from his girlfriend in Coffee County... 11 months 29 days in jail for felony theft. Enron executives scams millions of dollars from their own employees bankrupting the company and their pension plans and they get.... 3-5 years in jail and years on probation. Seems disproportionate, doesn't it? Hell, I fully expect all the Enron folks to be on Bush's pardon list at the end of his term anyway. But his horrific presidency is for another blog.

The old adage that money talks must be true.... because it you have enough for it to talk, you have enough to walk too.