Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Astrological Oddity

I just realized I am doomed due to the stars.

I am a Leo born in the year of the Dragon.



Dragon:
People born in the Year of the Dragon are healthy, energetic, excitable, short-tempered, and stubborn. They are also honest, sensitive, brave, and they inspire confidence and trust. Dragon people are the most eccentric of any in the eastern zodiac. They neither borrow money nor make flowery speeches, but they tend to be soft-hearted which sometimes gives others an advantage over them. They are compatible with Rats, Snakes, Monkeys, and Roosters.....
(Kelly and Haley are Rats)

Leo:

Leo Key words - I Will
The bright and fiery sign of Leo makes you stand out and be noticed. ItÕs a natural thing for you to be the centre of attention and the life of the party. You exhibit such warmth and loyalty that people are naturally attracted to you. The attraction and admiration of other people is an important element in your life - and is a driving force in your nature.
Pride is also a strong element of your nature, with the emphasis on always being seen to be right, to look good and not make a fool of yourself. Remember though , that pride precedeth a fall.
You have a fixed nature which results in your being somewhat unyielding and stubborn. You are tenacious and don't let go of an idea once you hook onto it. People may mistake your exacting and somewhat harsh nature to be only a symptom of your generally well developed ego. But this isn't true. There is a genuine desire to help others and see that they perform to their greatest potential.
Don't allow others flattery to interfere with your otherwise balanced judgement - this could present obstacles both personally and professionally. Sports and outdoor activities will be a healthy outlet for your high energy levels - as will some form of theatrical hobby such as acting, for your natural showmanship.

See... it's not my fault. Luckily, only one out of every 144 combined periods (Leo in a Dragon year) are afflicted like this...

3 Comments:

Blogger Kel said...

Which source did you use? That's better than average astrological writing.

11:13 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leo Dragon, huh? What does it mean to be Virgo Ox? You are not doomed, you are blessed. And a blessing. Love you, DJ.

11:49 AM

 
Blogger jake said...

I made it up... No, I just googled "chinese zodiac" and "astrological signs"

1:55 PM

 

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