Come along, come join the fun, come join the jamboree

Since everyone else seems to be doing the random thoughts, I will be a lemming and follow suit.

• Way to go Kel on the singing and success! $64,000 question... what was it again in Nashville that warranted you coming back? Stick with it kiddo... Proud of you!
• Oh, thanks for the proof-read....
• Mom, you would think that with your obsession with the word twister game, you could spell out correctly (oout?). Take a tip from me and use the spell-checker and avoid ridicule.
• I often wonder if things were actually better in the world that I was a child in, or if being a child made it better.
• A fellow at work bought a Ford Focus a couple months ago. I can not stand to look at it. They are nice enough cares, but the thought that I paid for one, in full, and it isn't even mine makes me sick.
• I would like to take this time to tell you what I think of my boss,
• I would like to take this opportunity to tell you exactly what the guy who I replaced did right in his tenure over here,
• If I had one super power it would probably be telekinesis. I thought long and hard about have the power to heal people, but I think that would be too much pressure. Then you would have lines of people coming to you to get healed. You would have to turn some of them down, they would get angry and the next thing you know, you're getting stoned in the street. Of course, it sure would be handy to be a medic in the Middle East with that right now.
• Did you know that at one point, the Carthaginian killed 15% of Rome's adult males? Ouch!
• I would like to share with you the warning label on a can of spray adhesive that I am about to use in my work: DANGER! EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE LIQUID AND VAPOR. MAY CAUSE FLASH FIRE. CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. MAY CAUSE EYE AND SKIN IRRITATION. VAPOR OVEREXPOSURE MAY CAUSE RESPIRATORY TRACT IRRITATION AND CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM DEPRESSION.
• Funny, isn't it! If I stroke myself out using this I can not sue because they but a disclaimer on it. But if I get fat eating McDonald's... watch out.
• Oh, I forgot KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN as if you could figure out that would be a good idea on your own.
• I have no more random thoughts.... the rest of my thoughts are contrived.