SuperHeros vs. Villains
From now on I will put my life into the perspective of a comic book hero. I think this will help me cope with some of the more depressing tedium and obstacles.
There will be heros and villains, vixens, supporting characters, and anti-heros. It will be fun, especially picturing the villains in less than flattering costumes. Spandex is a must for the villains and vixens, the former for humility and the latter for enjoyment.
The heros will be a mix of Marvel, DC, and other Dark Horse comics. They will be everything that they should be, except merciful while they pummel the villains. It will be a blast.
First, as I am the main character, I will need a name and a niche. I will be a hero I think... I will be called Kid Icarus, I will be able to fly, of course. I will have a magic bow and arrow and a war hammer like Thor's. I will be dressed in Viking regalia and wear a horned helmet. I will have a long plaited bear and close cropped hair. I will be massive and muscle bound and have telekinetic powers.....
My major enemy will be the Neutron Bomber... He will be short, dumpy and bald. He will wear a skin tight lime green spandex suit that will have a low cut v-neck to show off his flabby man-cleavage, and knee high pink boots that are 2 sizes too small, and his chest will bear the insignia of a wing nut with a lit fuse. He will have a scruffy beard that will shower dandruff everywhere. His super powers will be to suck to life out of people through a short diatribe and through his power of focusing his bad charma.
Now that I have defined the characters, I will need a city to battle in.... I think Metropolis or Gotham would be too obvious, so I will say.... Arcadia. The city will be ironic and an anti-hero all at once.
Now, there will be other characters. Some may flop back and forth from good and evil, but the main conflict will stay the same.... Can Kid Icarus and the force of justice over come the evil Neutron Bomber? Can the people of Arcadia finally find peace in their land?
Tune in next time for the next episode!!!!
posted by jake at 9:56 AM
5 Comments:
I think I have read something like this before. I have to tell you. That villian sounds a little too masculine. I mean the boots aren't tall enough. I think instead of a wing nut, it should be a loose screw. I look forward to reading the next episode. When will you describe the other characters. I'm talking about the flip-floppers. I would guess that many of them will be bald...lol...
10:50 AM
The only problem I see is that you have already compromised your secret identity.
11:46 AM
But where does Kid Icarus get his marvellous toys?
11:52 AM
See, to give a little back story... I was a welped from a Nordic Warlord and Greece Princess.
Hephestis, who was enamored with my mother's wit, decided to make me the bow as a gift at my mother's baby shower.
My father, who was in Oden's favor, was the original owned of the hammer. I pinched it off his funeral pyre, and have made good use of it since.
12:57 PM
I think you need a spear as well...
1:41 PM
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