Thursday, June 30, 2005

Properly Named

This proves that I named by blog properly.

I just had lunch with my father. During the course of conversation while we were waiting for our food, I mentioned that I am excited about finally building my foundry. For those who do not know, this is an apparatus that will allow me to melt metal, then pour the molten metal into a mold. The possibilities are endless. Anyway, I shared my excitement about this pending project with him and he replied "So if you build this foundry, what exactly are you going to do with it?"

I mentioned that I had named by blog the very same thing and we both laughed. However, I am still going to build the damn thing. And what am I going to build? Whatever tickles my fancy. I might make a clock, or door knobs, or drawer pulls... like I said, the possibilities are endless.

Besides, with the acquisition of a cement mixer and this foundry, there will nothing that I can not build.

Now all I need is a few minutes in the garage!

Monday, June 27, 2005

Movie Mystery

The stars:

One is from Pensylvania with royalty in his past...

One is a former college football player and UPS delivery man, also with royaly in his past.

One I have never seen before...

One comes from a family of actors and is a former doctor...

The title is an abbreviation, a noun and a verb...

It is set in New Amsterdam... I guess they like it better that way...


Good Luck

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Baseball Mystery

The man striding to the dish is a former member of Chief Wahoo's tribe. He has led everyone at his position in homers the past few years and plays for the only baseball team named for a horse.
He is dressed in white and is left-handed.

The backstop is California born and nephew to one of the most famous California baseball men of all time. He also has hit more homers than anyone who ever has at his position. This is his second team he has played for, but the first time he has played for the second team in a city.
His other team was the first team in a city with two teams, though that team was the second team in it's old city.

His battery mate has something in common with the striding man as he too was an Indian Warrior at one time, and was parts of a the most devastating trio of the 90's.

9 batters have gone to the plate before him... none have got on.

Questions:

Who is the striding man?
What team does he play for?
What team did he play for?
What position does he play?
What city is the game in?
Who is catching?
What team does he play for?
What team did he play for?
What team is the second team of his first city?
Who is his uncle?
Where was his first team originally from?
Who is pitching?
What team did he play for?
What hand does he throw with?
Who are the other two people of the trio?
What inning is it?
What is the score?
What is the pitch count?
What position in the batting order does the striding man hold?

Good Luck!

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Excuse me, but...

Monday, June 20, 2005

Come along, come join the fun, come join the jamboree

Since everyone else seems to be doing the random thoughts, I will be a lemming and follow suit.

  • Way to go Kel on the singing and success! $64,000 question... what was it again in Nashville that warranted you coming back? Stick with it kiddo... Proud of you!
  • Oh, thanks for the proof-read....
  • Mom, you would think that with your obsession with the word twister game, you could spell out correctly (oout?). Take a tip from me and use the spell-checker and avoid ridicule.
  • I often wonder if things were actually better in the world that I was a child in, or if being a child made it better.
  • A fellow at work bought a Ford Focus a couple months ago. I can not stand to look at it. They are nice enough cares, but the thought that I paid for one, in full, and it isn't even mine makes me sick.
  • I would like to take this time to tell you what I think of my boss,
  • I would like to take this opportunity to tell you exactly what the guy who I replaced did right in his tenure over here,
  • If I had one super power it would probably be telekinesis. I thought long and hard about have the power to heal people, but I think that would be too much pressure. Then you would have lines of people coming to you to get healed. You would have to turn some of them down, they would get angry and the next thing you know, you're getting stoned in the street. Of course, it sure would be handy to be a medic in the Middle East with that right now.
  • Did you know that at one point, the Carthaginian killed 15% of Rome's adult males? Ouch!
  • I would like to share with you the warning label on a can of spray adhesive that I am about to use in my work: DANGER! EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE LIQUID AND VAPOR. MAY CAUSE FLASH FIRE. CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE. MAY CAUSE EYE AND SKIN IRRITATION. VAPOR OVEREXPOSURE MAY CAUSE RESPIRATORY TRACT IRRITATION AND CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM DEPRESSION.
  • Funny, isn't it! If I stroke myself out using this I can not sue because they but a disclaimer on it. But if I get fat eating McDonald's... watch out.
  • Oh, I forgot KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN as if you could figure out that would be a good idea on your own.
  • I have no more random thoughts.... the rest of my thoughts are contrived.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

When I retire, and other vending machine logic.

When I retire... you will be attending my funeral. Yes, it's true. Congress is working to extend the retirement age of people under 40 to 77 or something like that. Roughly, if I live longer than any male, except Grandpa Kendall, ever has, I can retire. Great! I will just have to hit the lotto.

Actually, I plan to have two careers in my life. This one, which hopefully will pay the bills until they are gone, and the one after, which will give me something to do and asome pocket money until I can retire, by that time at 105.

What will I do in my second career? I thought about being a shop teacher at the vo-tech or local high school. Maybe I will deliver flowers, or work at the co-op. Who knows. That is, if any of those things are still around by then. Oh, there will always be flowers and schools, but by then we may have robots to do that stuff, and manual machining may be a thing of the past.

If you put a dollar in a coke machine and press a selection that is sold out, the machine will not refund your money. They force you to chose something else they have. Let's be glad stores don't work that way. Give them $50 when you walk in looking for a new outfit or a fishing rod, then go look for it. Can't find anything you want... too bad, find something else cause we are not giving you your money back!

Another good one is when you buy your bag of chips or pack of doughnuts, and they get hung. No one is there to give you a refund, although we already established that they wouldn't, or to help you get them out. Unless you are a brute who shakes the machine, you have two choices... put in more money and pay double for one item (if the next one gets hung too) or get to items, one of which you probably don't want. Or, walk away and loss your money and remain hungry.
Again, if that worked in stores the doors would be terribly small... Oh, sorry man, it didn't fit through the door, it'll have to stay here, thanks for shopping S-Mart! Remember, shop smart, shop S-Mart!!!

See, standard fair trade practices seem not to apply to vending machines. So, in my next career I am going to run a vending company. I won't bother putting product in the machines, I will just put them in busy locations with lots of hungry thirsty people and collect their money. Wait, Bush is already doing that!

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Astrological Oddity

I just realized I am doomed due to the stars.

I am a Leo born in the year of the Dragon.



Dragon:
People born in the Year of the Dragon are healthy, energetic, excitable, short-tempered, and stubborn. They are also honest, sensitive, brave, and they inspire confidence and trust. Dragon people are the most eccentric of any in the eastern zodiac. They neither borrow money nor make flowery speeches, but they tend to be soft-hearted which sometimes gives others an advantage over them. They are compatible with Rats, Snakes, Monkeys, and Roosters.....
(Kelly and Haley are Rats)

Leo:

Leo Key words - I Will
The bright and fiery sign of Leo makes you stand out and be noticed. ItÕs a natural thing for you to be the centre of attention and the life of the party. You exhibit such warmth and loyalty that people are naturally attracted to you. The attraction and admiration of other people is an important element in your life - and is a driving force in your nature.
Pride is also a strong element of your nature, with the emphasis on always being seen to be right, to look good and not make a fool of yourself. Remember though , that pride precedeth a fall.
You have a fixed nature which results in your being somewhat unyielding and stubborn. You are tenacious and don't let go of an idea once you hook onto it. People may mistake your exacting and somewhat harsh nature to be only a symptom of your generally well developed ego. But this isn't true. There is a genuine desire to help others and see that they perform to their greatest potential.
Don't allow others flattery to interfere with your otherwise balanced judgement - this could present obstacles both personally and professionally. Sports and outdoor activities will be a healthy outlet for your high energy levels - as will some form of theatrical hobby such as acting, for your natural showmanship.

See... it's not my fault. Luckily, only one out of every 144 combined periods (Leo in a Dragon year) are afflicted like this...

Monkey Boy goes Free!

What a crock! Could justice have been anymore distorted?

I have listened to a ton of news about this, and the jury claimed the prosecutor failed to make his case... The child described, accurately mind you, Jackson's genitals. Wonder how he saw them?

This is just the latest in a line of verdicts that prove there is a skewed justice in America...

Kobe Bryant: I had to be consensual because I am a NBA star and she knew what would happen when she came in the room.... Jury: OK, I love your McDonald's commercials.

Jason Williams: I didn't mean to kill Gustav or mean to try and cover it up, besides, I am a minor NBA superstar... Jury: OK, good luck on your comeback attempt

Robert Blake: I didn't kill my wife, you know me, I was friends with Spanky and Alfalfa! Jury: Ok, I watch Baretta re-runs on TV land all the time...

O.J. Simpson: I didn't kill my wife, or her lover, I am too old and arthritic. Besides, the blood on my shoes, truck, clothes, and bathroom was my own, so no need to do DNA testing. Jury: OK, I remember the game where you broke 2,000 yards in a season twice.

Steve McNair: I know I blow a breathalizer almost 3 times the legal limit, the only reason the cops pulled me over was because I was a brother driving a Lexus in Nashville, not because I was driving down the middle of the road, swerving wildly whenever anyone tried to pass. Jury: Ok, good luck on Sunday.

Now, Michael Jackson: I didn't do anything except show the children love, and what better way to love someone then take them into your bed, and show them your Misters? Besides, no need to take into account the other time I was charged and the five, count them, five times I have settled out of court for the same thing. Jury: OK, hope your career picks up so that you can pay back the 240 million dollars you have had to borrow to pay everybody off, and enjoy your celebratory vacation to South East Asia.

Had it been me in any one of those case, I would have had the book thrown at me. For instance, old boy steals $520 from his girlfriend in Coffee County... 11 months 29 days in jail for felony theft. Enron executives scams millions of dollars from their own employees bankrupting the company and their pension plans and they get.... 3-5 years in jail and years on probation. Seems disproportionate, doesn't it? Hell, I fully expect all the Enron folks to be on Bush's pardon list at the end of his term anyway. But his horrific presidency is for another blog.

The old adage that money talks must be true.... because it you have enough for it to talk, you have enough to walk too.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Rural Internet

It's a myth... Oh, I have dial-up, but I can feel the life sucking out of me while the pages down-load. You see, I had a cable modem once and a T1 at work, so anything short of instant gratification is not good enough.

I have looked into the satellite internet service, I just can't afford it. So, it is dial-up for me, which pretty much means no internet for me.

That being said, I only have my time at work to up date this thing, and I have found that I have gotten pretty busy recently. My work-load has doubled and the work they added wasn't exactly in pristine shape, so that has made it hard. On top of that, I have laid another person off since my angel of death posting and tomorrow I will likely fire someone out right.

"Love that Joker" Kelly's not the only one who can quote in her blogs.... although I preferred "Never mess with another man's rhubarb!" from that movie, which looks to be far superior still to any other including the one being released this weekend.

Still, this is the part of my job that sucks. I have to jump through hoops to fire people that ready need it and have to fight for good people not to get laid off. Still, I feel I am stuck out here in the middle of the ocean and don't even have an unlimited supply of Bud Light, a grill and a dog like Cedric. No fun. But hey, that is what they pay me for.

Just for the record, if you have ever wondered if what you are doing or have done with your life is worth while, ask yourself if you went home happy or if you dreaded going. The answers will shed some light.

"One time, at band camp..." I never did anything there, I was too naive. If I could go back though... LOOK OUT!

Still, to be honest, if I could make what I make framing houses, that is what I would be doing. I would be content in that, I think.

I think it isn't wrong to aspire to be unaspiring. We only have one life to live, so live it up. Do what you want before you get saddled with responsibility. I couldn't even grow a decent mustache before I was. Live it up. Do all the things you want to do so you don't end up sitting by yourself at a computer lamenting the fact that another day has passed without you seeing the sun, even though you were out of bed and away from home all day.

I envy the self-employed, slightly less than I love my steady paycheck, but envy them still. The freedom they must enjoy. Throughout the day, the probably do not worry about bills, or deadlines, or interpersonal skills of the knuckleheads that work for them, they just get to do their thing. Sweet!

"There is no spoon" Yeah, well there's a knife, and right about now it is buried to the hilt in my stomach, which I fear is quickly growing quite an impressive ulcer.

"Her womb was a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase" Obviously not true in my case. Of course, neither is "Luke.... I AM your father" cuz Luke's a boy.

Still, I can only dribble for so long before I even get tired of myself. So that is all for today. Let me spell check to please my audience and I will post.

Monday, June 06, 2005

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

The summer season... Like hell! Shameless promotion of reruns is more like it. At least they are running them in the correct order.

This leads me to another question I know that Kelly and I hold near and dear to our heart. If they are going to run nothing but reruns all summer, why not run new Boston Legal episodes? Why wait until September when the show will have to fight with other first run programs when you could run it now when it would be the only fresh show on. It would amass an audience just because it wasn't a rerun, then you could carry those loyal viewers into the real new season.

Furthermore, I would like to talk about how you can not watch a baseball game unless you have cable. If you rely on broadcast tv to watch baseball and live outside a team market, you can get exactly one game a week, and then only after the NBA regular season ends. I am aware that most people have some sort of pay-tv nowadays, but even so, most people aren't going to buy the season packages to watch a few games a month. What is happening is the game is losing its working class roots and it's casual fan.

Where I live, I can watch all the Braves and Cubs games I could stand to watch, as well as Tuesday night and Sunday night baseball on ESPN and the Saturday game on fox. On average I can see roughly 15 games a week. If I didn't have pay-tv, I could see one.

Not to mention the absolute absence of baseball on the radio.... Nothing... I need a clear night in the spring or summer to get ESPN radio, much less a broadcast game. So, no wonder your fan base is shrinking, you aren't making the game accessible.

The NFL offers the season packages as well, but all their games are broadcast. If you live inside a market, you are guaranteed at least 3 games a week with or without pay-tv. If you are outside a market, or your team had a bye week, you get at least 4 if not 5. With pay-tv you get another game, guaranteed. That is, until the College regular season ends, then you get more.

SO lets compare, Excluding the playoffs and pre-season:

Baseball season is roughly 24 weeks long.... 24 weeks X 1 game a week = 24 games
Football season is exactly 18 weeks long..... 18 weeks X 3 games a week = 48 games.

Ok Mr. Selig, lets do some math (poorly, I know). 30 NFL teams x16 games=480 games, giving the viewer a chance to see 10% of the games. (It will be more as I know that it is a diminishing return thing). 30 baseball teams X 162 games = 4860 games, giving the viewer a change to see .5% of the games.


I love baseball, but what is the national pastime again?

Friday, June 03, 2005

I have nothing to say

Really, nothing... My brain is totally fried from this torture I call a job.

Sometimes I wonder if people actually care about what they do. I mean, really, if I had a bunch of teenagers working for me I would expect their GAFF to be low, but I don't. Most are from 30 to 50 and it seems to make no difference to them if they do things right or not. Or if the company profits or not. No profit, no job... Hello!

What is really shocking is the number of people the screw stuff up (believe me, it was hard not to put the word I really wanted to use in there) and yet agree that things are screwed up. Like they played no part in it. No... These people are different from the people who are oblivious to the fact that they suck, at least they are too daft to realize there is a problem.

It amazes me the extent that people will out of their way to screw things up. Work half as hard to do it right... No way, let's F it all up instead.

I try to be patient, but I can feel a serious Vesuvius coming, real soon.

If there is one thing I can not stand is an idiot.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Fear and Religion

What God do you pray to? And are you sure the message is getting through?

I know, this is one of the 3 things you don't talk about. But hey, I never claimed to be polite!

Personal faith is just that, personal. I think every person should mold their on beliefs and follow those. However, from a very early age, we are ingrained with certain beliefs. As for me, my programmed beliefs were that of the Christian faith. I am comfortable with that, but these deep rooted beliefs would keep me from converting to any other religion, as deep down I just don't believe in any other theology. Well, in a general sense anyway.

Christianity is a strange thing. A whopping 32% of the worlds population is Christian, an astounding number especially when you consider Islam is second with 19%. http://http://www.religioustolerance.org/worldrel.htm . However, what basis was the church founded on?

Constantine, and emperor of Rome, saw that his lands were in turmoil. True to human nature, the one thing that is fought most fiercely over is religion. Three Crusades halfway across the globe when traveling wasn't easy will attest to that, as will the jihad of today. Regardless, he had to do something that would unify the religions and his people. He had the most powerful army ever to rule the planet, so he could enforce the religion on them, but to truly have them accept their new religion, he would have to take pieces of their old religions and incorporate them into the new, and thus Christianity was born.

God so loved us that he sacrificed his son to forgive us our sins. A son that was born to a virgin and ascended into heaven. http://www.crystalinks.com/mithra.html , read this and come back....

It should not come as a shock. Most things we take as gospel are not as they seem, and that is why it is so important to have your own views. Let's take Wicca or "witchcraft" for example. Mother Nature created the world and everything on it. Thus all things come from that creator, making all nature sacred. You respect the environment and all living things, and thank those that gave their life to nourish you. Doesn't sound too pagan, does it. A lot of the same views as far as respect of life and such.

Most religions acknowledge a single entity as the creator and giver of all life. And those same religions have been spoiled by the men who were held holy and were the keepers of the faith. These men did what best served themselves and if the faith benefited, so be it. Take for instance that fact that a bunch of priests met and decided which books would be in the bible. The Canonization of these testaments were done by compiling the most commonly preached testaments and making them the only testaments. The people, already accustomed to these sermons, did not notice that these men could have very well edited out the gospels that did not serve their purpose. Very strange that there is no gospel of Jesus. Furthermore, for most of the youth of the church, the sermons and prayers were given in a language not spoken by the local people. Only the wealthy could read it or understand it, which leads me to my next point. Tell me why it is that Jesus died for us thus ending our need to sacrifice to appease God, yet some how we have to sacrifice the contents of our billfold to show our devotion. Is it not enough to lead a righteous life?

The churches do good things, however the gifts they brings are not without strings attached. Missions to developing countries offered their services in return for souls, even the church's today expect either your time or money, or both, in return for the propelled a sitting with God, which finally leads me to my point.

I walk through my yard, with my beautiful wife and children laughing and playing about me, and smell the flowers and see the birds and feel the warmth of the sun and feel closer to God than I do in church. Where better to experience and see proof of his existence than umong his creations? Miracles happen everyday, tree pump hundreds of gallons of water hundreds of feet everyday and don't make a sound. Cameleons change color, frog go from having gils to breathing air, babies are born... yet still we seek solice in doors to feel his presence? I admit I like the pomp and monkial (yes I made that up) circumstance of a good Passover service and nothing soothes and comforts more than a "Hail Mary", but I think that is missing the point. Why should we have to go to someone else's house and give thanks when everything we have to be thankful for is at home?

Maybe Jesus never thought that people took him seriously enough to write down his thoughts, maybe he did and they were lost, or hidden. Regardless, I think the point of worship it to be thankful and worthy and that should not necessitate me going to sit in front of a man who spends an hour convincing me of the existence of something I am already convinced of, otherwise I would not be there.

They say that when you are baptized you are admitted into the Church of God. Church is the family of God, church is a building, so if I am in his Church, would my house not be a house of God?

I do believe in God, and an thankful to him. But I also believe that more things are done in his name that ill-serve him than any one man could imagine. So, this Sunday as the church bells ring across the country side, and my absence in church goes unnoticed by anyone, I will say my thanks to God and enjoy his blessings.... At home.


spell check was down, so get over it.